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    R.I.P. Captian Morgan

    Acidbath314  Posted: 11 hours ago

    ts been a month now since my half-empty bottle of Captain Morgan's Black Casket Rum went missing. Its odd. It used to sit on top of the kitchen cabinet next to my bottle of Klingon Bloodwine. (Yeah yeah yeah. Im a nerd. Sue me.) One day, it was there, half-empty. Next day it was gone. Not just Empty Empty. GONE! See ya! Bye-Bye.

    Now i know i didn't drink it all in one day and just threw it away. If i did, i wouldn't be here right now. My parents like to drink, but not the hard stuff. So that 3 who didn't touch my bottle. Which leaves 2 others. Tessa, who i know that drinks hard stuff but i never seen her touch Capt Morgan's, and Chad.

    last time a bottle of my rum vanished from me, Chad claimed that my niece Amy got a hold of it and dumped it out my accident. Plausible, but i do recall that one statement he made a few months ago about wanting to lose weight, so he's taking up drinking beer instead of pop.

    I know, it doesn't make any scene, but that's what he said. Im sure he was full of shit that time. Then came my first Morgan's bottle and i let that slide. This time, im not so sure.
    I say that because i know he drinks too. so does the person he's staying with...my step-grandmother. A tough old bird who for reason's i still can't understand, likes a shot of booze with her coffee. Yeah, she like a bit of alcohol with her coffee. Don't know why, like a said, but there it is. I wouldn't be out of question for him to take my rum so she can have something different to try with her coffee. And just plain forget to tell me about it. But i think you and i all know what the real reason would be...he's been drinking my shit without asking. and is drinking it all for the wrong reasons.

    All i know for sure is that im once again out $25 of perfectly good rum once again. And for a reason i can't control now.

    I don't know. A part of me knows after the death of my grandfather from liver cancer, maybe i should stop drinking myself. But i want to do that on my own terms. I'll stop when i WANT TO STOP. and having Chad "MAYBE" stealing my rum is not the way to help me do that. If anything, i do plan on getting another bottle of something sometime soon. Im just not read to give it up. But man...I guess i can't have nice things like that around this house. Capt Morgan is just nice for me to have around. But i don't know if wanna do that while im still here. *sigh*

    One more reason to me to find another place to live, i suppose....

    Thus end the rant.




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    Once Apon a Time

    BabyBonkers Officaily SummerBunnys  Posted: 16 hours ago

    Theres was a beautiful Princess called SummerBunny and she was full of the joys of spring. However she become sad because she though she met her Prince but he was not like her he did not believe in magic. This sad Princess decided to use a new fangled thing called Internet.

    It was there that she met BabyBonkers and she though is he the one does hde believe magic like me and she learnt that indeed he did and he love to eat Dolly Mixtures her favourite. She then knew that she could declare her undying love for him for ever and ever.

    They met and she could see the magic in his eye then had a fairytail wedding in a magic castle and moved to the enchanted forest who did not humans but the forest could see in there hearts that they had as much love for the forest as they did for each other.

    So in the forest they dwelt and had two lovely children Dolly and Mixture and live together Foever and a Time

    THE END




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    What makes for a good tease and who are the best teasers here on CC ?

    Hayley-Marie  Posted: 21 hours ago

    I work for a number of softcore 'tease' website on a regular basis like: www,onlytease.com, www.pinupwow.com, www.stmackenzies.com as well as my own of course at www.hayleyssecrets.com. The tease can sometimes be fun and tongue in cheek like over on PinupWow (sort of postcard pinup type stuff), or a little more naughty and voyeuristic like on my own site. From a personal point of view I like to tease SLOWLY and reveal myself just a little at a time. But ...... I'm wondering what YOU all think makes for a good tease and who are the best teasers here at CC and why ?




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    tattoos

    jessjayne  Posted: yesterday

    wats ur views on inked woman.

    just curious as getting my 7th today Lol

    im addicted and love my taattoos i think they make me me.,

    wish me luck shall get pics up soon x




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    Hot New VIP Babe Alert!!

    Animal  Posted: yesterday

    A trio of beatiful babes were approved VIP models today - and one of them is Sky (http://www.candycrib.com/skyweekes)

    She's 19, has a figure you want to worship and isn't afraid to show it off in all it's naked glory (http://www.candycrib.com/watch/skyweekes/3038515/4c41f6c881659785291711).

    MyNutsset123realgirls1620




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    Don't get me started.....

    saxondale  Posted: 2 days ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W35NA6fwcJc

    I haven't heard much from these guys in over a year, but there's another Manchester band knocking about called May68 who seem 2 hv taken over from where Rochelle left off.
    But it's a shame as there were plenty more crackin numbers where this came from.




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    The House and Upcoming Shoots

    bbwhoney  Posted: 2 days ago

    Well, I have a new house which I am currently in the process of getting up together, ready for lots of upcoming shoots! I am enjoying it but blimey what hard work it has been, not long to go now just two bedrooms and all is sorted - perfect!

    From Friday I am going to be a very busy bee, August has alot of shoots already booked in and plenty more on the cards, when is a girl to let her hair down? On shoots - of course! Whats more fun then stripping off and seeing the photographer go weak at the knees?? Hmm let me think... haha

    Thats all from me for now, but I will keep you updated on all my cheeky shoots, lots of exciting ones to share with you soon xx




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    Love this pic

    Animal  Posted: 2 days ago

    This is a new upload from Natalie (http://www.candycrib.com/pinknatsmiles).

    I think she looks amazing, and I am hoping there are plenty more pics and videos from her to spoil us with in the near future.

    My fingers are crossed

    nat topless 6




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    New Job

    treacletart  Posted: 3 days ago

    Gggggggrrrrrrrrr I just wrote out the longest blog about work and hassles and how everyone on here was keeping me sane with a smile on my face.
    and now i've lost the poxy thing becasue CCrib can't upload it!!!

    :(




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    hiya all just saying hello

    jessjayne  Posted: 3 days ago

    my names jess, and im new here so go easy on me, lol

    i have a 2 year old horse which consumes most of my time, and yes i have a boyfreind, been with him almost 4 years i have six tattoos getting my net one on thursday,

    i love my life i love to have a laugh i dont drink or smoke im sencible and responcible and hope you like my photos, :)

    speek too you all soon, xxxxxx




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    It was a good weekend...

    Animal  Posted: 3 days ago

    And that's because of the number of incredible uploads the girls on CandyCrib treated us to.

    No doubt you know that CuteCassandra (http://www.candycrib.com/cutecassandra) returned with her naughtiest, most revealing images and videos ever.

    And if you think the pic below is hot just view this this - http://www.candycrib.com/watch/cutecassandra/3038554/vip10 - and others in VIP. There are new videos too which will not disappoint.

    Emma (http://www.candycrib.com/emmadoll) also came back (http://www.candycrib.com/watch/emmadoll/3037956/emmahome00451) and is on Live Chat, so if you want a naughty tete-a-tete with the Cumbrian cutie make sure you leave her a message and book a session.

    And the beautiful Stephanie (http://www.candycrib.com/stephanie_10) uploaded her first topless pics to the site too - though you have to be a VIP member to see them.

    1005654




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    Bedroom babe

    Benedickte  Posted: 3 days ago

    Hi everyone

    Can yo upleaase help me to win the bedroombabe competition on eliteonline magazine?

    All you need to do is send a mail to babe2@eliteonlinemagazine.com And you've given your vote. I beg yo uguys and girls. If i win i give you a nice treat :)