P.niss rise

		by ped	Posted: 03/07/2008 21:51
		THE DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A PAY RISE i hereby ask for a pay rise for the following reasones 1 , i do physical labour 2 , i work at great depths 3 , i dont get weekends off or public holidays 4 , i work in damp envirorment 5 , i work in dark places with poor ventalation 6 , i work in high temperatures 7 , my work exposes me to contagious diseases your sincerly P.niss RESPONCE Dear P.niss After assessing your request and concidering the arguments you raised , we reject your request for the following reasones 1 , you dont work 8 hours straight 2 , you fall asleep after brief periods 3 , you need to be stimulated into starting work 4 , you leave the work place messy at the end of your shift 5 , you dont always observe necessary safety regulations , such as wearing correct protective clothing 6 , your unable to work double shifts 7 , you always enter the work place carrying suspicious bags yours sincerly V.Gina