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Posted: 18:21, 11 Feb by jessie1980

. a recent survey on 100 women was carried out. they were asked if their twat twitched after sex, 98% replied no she just rolls over and goes to sleep.

practice safe sex........... .... go fuck yourself.

What do you call a man with half a brain? .... Gifted !!

get a better British Life.... Learn a new Language and then use this knowledge to pretend you are foreign and claim benefits!

Why were men put on this earth?? Because vibrators can't get a round of drinks in!!

horny husband helpin his wife type in a password 4 her comp typed in MYPENIS wife fell over laughin when it said not long enough lol.

I saw a bluebottle trying to have sex with a maggot yesterday. Must have been one of those paedoflies.

Just rang Dominos Pizza and ordered a thin and crusty supreme.......Fuckin Diana Ross turned up !!

ORAL SEX IS WHERE YOU SIT ON THE BED AND TALK ABOUT IT.

man comes home to find her mate shagging her wife so she stabs the fucker to death ...her wife says "carry on like that and you'll have no mates left.

they say beauty is only skin deep but fuck me you must have been born inside out.

thinks the best way to get over a man is to get under another.

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Posted: 08:10, 21 Mar by tedbear

hahaha!

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